Final battle

Michael Jackson died and went to heaven, St. Peter says, "you know Michael , we really can’t let you in here, you did a lot of bad things down on earth". Michael pleads with St. Peter to let him in and states that he’ll do anything to get in, not wanting to go to hell and all.

St. Peter agrees to ask God if there is anything they can do, God tells St. Peter he’ll let Michael into heaven on one condition, he’ll have to fight someone and if he wins they’ll admit him. Michael agrees seeing its his only option.

The pearly gates open and and Elvis walks out shouting, “where is that weird son of a bitch that married my daughter?”