Showing posts with label Farrah Fawcett. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Farrah Fawcett. Show all posts
Jul 15, 2009
Legends
We lost two legends a few days ago. One was one every young man wanted to sleep with. The other wanted to sleep with every young boy!
Jul 6, 2009
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Jun 29, 2009
Farrah, Ed & Michael
Michael Jackson, Ed McMahon, and Farrah Fawcet arrive at the Pearly Gates. St.Peter welcomes them warmly, and asks them if there was anyone in Heaven they'd like to see first.
Ed McMahon tells St. Peter that he really misses his old friend, Johnny Carson. "Heeerreee's Johnny", says St. Peter, and the old friends are together again.
Farrah speaks up next and tells St. Peter that she really misses her sister, and they too are reunited moments later.
"How about you Michael, who would you most like to spend time with on your first day in Heaven?"
Michael pauses for a moment and says, "Now, where's that Lindbergh baby?"
Ed McMahon tells St. Peter that he really misses his old friend, Johnny Carson. "Heeerreee's Johnny", says St. Peter, and the old friends are together again.
Farrah speaks up next and tells St. Peter that she really misses her sister, and they too are reunited moments later.
"How about you Michael, who would you most like to spend time with on your first day in Heaven?"
Michael pauses for a moment and says, "Now, where's that Lindbergh baby?"
Jun 28, 2009
Difference
Q. What's the difference between Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson?
A. One had a disease that attacks the anus, the other was a Charlie's Angel.
A. One had a disease that attacks the anus, the other was a Charlie's Angel.
Jun 26, 2009
Oh Farrah!
Rest in peace and Farewell Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson.
In your own way, each one of you helped young boys masturbate.
In your own way, each one of you helped young boys masturbate.
Santa & Michael 2
What are Ed Mcmahon, Farah Fawcett, and Michael Jackson expecting for Christmas this year?
Patrick Swayze!
Patrick Swayze!
Yet another coincidence!
Coincidence that Jackson and Farrah Fawcett died on the same day - one played with Majors and the other played with Minors!
Why both?
Why did God take Michael Jackson so soon after Farrah Fawcett?
The angels misheard him - he actually asked for someone who was a pain in the ass, not someone who had one!
The angels misheard him - he actually asked for someone who was a pain in the ass, not someone who had one!
Farrah's last wish
When Farrah Fawcett went to Heaven, she was given one wish. She wished that all the children of the world would be safe.
So God killed Michael Jackson.
So God killed Michael Jackson.
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