Tribute Album

The new Michael Jackson Tribute Album will be out monday...
All proceeds will go to the "Keep the Kids Quiet Foundation”

Top Ten Thriller Tributes(video)

Thanks Liquid Generation!

Michael Jackson's Number Twos

Number Ones

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Man in the Mirror

Michael Jackson used to be the man in the mirror.
Now he's the man in the MRI.

Michael Jackson Is Dead Song

Michael Jackson is Dead Song, by Jon Lajoie

Picking

Apparently Michael Jackson died picking his nose. Doctors said they didn't blame it on the sunshine or the moonlight. They blamed it on the Boogie.

Forgot...

Top 10 Ideas for Michael Jackson Memorial Meal

10) The Way You Make Me Veal

9) Break of Prawn

8) Want to Be Starchin' Somethin'

7) Rock Shrimp with You

6) Heel the World

5) Smooth Crimini

4) Pretty Young Wing

3) Billy Jean Almondine

2) Remember the Thyme Roast Chicken

1) Black or White Cookies

New albums on the make!

Rumor has it that Sony is releasing two new Michael Jackson posthumous albums.

Trying to capitalize in the sudden demise of the King of Pop, they have come up with the following titles: "Chiller" and "Gangrenous".

(thanks Mountbatten BLAMMO)

Backwards

There are unconfirmed reports of people hearing Thriller playing backwards from the morgue.Apparently he's de-composing.

Michael Jackson's last CD Cover

MJ's last studio album

New Michael Jackson greatest hits record announced!

MJ new record has the following tracks:

1.D.E.A.D. (Easy as 1-2-3)
2.One Day In Your Death
3.Beat It(Please)
4.Really Wanna Be Startin' Something(My Heart)
5.C.P.R. (Pretty Young Thing)
6.Black Or White Or purple
7.(Lower Him Into The) Earth Song
8.Man In The Coffin
9.Can You Feel It (My Heart Beat)
10.Killer
11.Sad
12.He's Outta My Life
13.Droppin' Robin

Bonus track by his children for charity: 14.The Money Is Mine

Michael's Greatest Hits Compilation

MICHAEL JACKSON'S GREATEST HITS
Volume 1
Side One
1. Reach out and TOUCH Someone
2. Hey, there, Predator
3. Touch Me Once, Touch Me Twice, Touch Me Once Again
4. The Best Toys are Little Boys
5. The WACKO Touch
Side Two
1. Theme from Peter Pervert
2. He TOUCHED Me
3. He Let His Fingers Do the Walking (In Private Places)
4. Come Open My FLY With Me
5. Theme from Woody The Pecker
Volume 2
Side One
1. Feeler
2. Put Your Hand in The Pants of Michael Jackson
3. Peter Pervert
4. The Boy Who Made Me Throw Up
5. Beat it and Eat It
Side Two
1. Full Moon at High Noon
2. I'm Dropping My Drawers Over You
3. I'm A Pervert
4. I'm Queer, I'm Not All Here
5. Groping the World
THE BEAST (BEST) OF MICHAEL JACKSON
Side One
1. It Was Masturbation
2. Feelings
3. Dance of the Pedophiles
4. Molesters' March
5. That Queer Old Feeling
Side Two
1. Meat Beater's Lament
2. Jack Off Jive
3. Those Roving Fingers
4. NUTcracker Suite
5. Peter Pervert's Theme

Last Song

It's a shame, he was just going to release a song about his life too...

'Michael Jackson in A minor'

Looking for the culprit...

As he has recently been suffering with skin cancer, coroners are unsure what the cause of death was.

They can't decide whether to blame it on the sunshine, the moonlight, or the good times..

Smooth Criminal New Lyrics

Michael are you okay?
Are you okay Michael?
Michael are you okay?
Are you okay Michael?

You've been hit by-
You've been struck by-
A smooth myocardial infarction!

Michael Jackson Albums for Download

Hey! Our good friends at RapidShare Michael Jackson are posting all of Jacko's records, chronologically, so that you can download them in hi-quality MP3 format.

One link per record, from Got to be There (1971) to King Of Pop (2008). And that's a SHITLOAD of music for the taking.

So, of coooouuuurse we're not saying that you "should" download them, just pointing the fact, you know. Enjoy!