The first two paramedics arrive at Neverland and find Jackson's body.
Then the first paramedic looks at the second paramedic and says "OK what're we going to do first?" the Second paramedic replies "I don't know about you, but I'm having a go on the roller-coaster!"
Showing posts with label Hospital. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hospital. Show all posts
Jul 4, 2009
Jul 2, 2009
Last dying wishes
The "King of Pop" Michael Jackson died suddenly at the age of 50 after reportedly going into cardiac arrest.
Paramedics performed CPR on the singer at his L.A. home and then rushed him to UCLA Medical Center where he was pronounced dead. Jackson representatives then honored MJ's last dying wishes by checking Macaulay Culkin's pulse.
Paramedics performed CPR on the singer at his L.A. home and then rushed him to UCLA Medical Center where he was pronounced dead. Jackson representatives then honored MJ's last dying wishes by checking Macaulay Culkin's pulse.
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Jun 30, 2009
Hospital
Jackson's family said they were moved to see that the hospital staff were all wearing black.
Actually, they were all wearing white as usual, but that family had always had a little trouble admitting the difference.
Actually, they were all wearing white as usual, but that family had always had a little trouble admitting the difference.
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Medical Mystery
In an astonishing medical mystery, Michael Jackson's corpse remained limp and soft until just minutes ago, when an orderly was bringing it down to the morgue, and passed through the children's ward. Michael Jackson instantly went into rigor mortis.
Jun 29, 2009
Jun 28, 2009
Jun 26, 2009
Last words...
MJ: Wanna be starting something… Wanna be starting something… Wanna be starting something… Wanna be starting something…
Paramedic: Dude, try your heart!
Paramedic: Dude, try your heart!
Stiff
Michael Jackson died in LA last night. They took him to the morgue. He didn't get stiff until he went past the children's ward.
Fake Michael Jackson death news!
Apparently, reports of Michael Jackson dying of a heart attack in hospital are incorrect and based on a miscommunication.
He was actually in the children's hospital... having a stroke!
He was actually in the children's hospital... having a stroke!
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