Brighter note

After all the sad news about Michael Jackson's demise, one can see the positive side: Now he can legally donate his organs to Children!

Donation

Michael Jackson's will states that he wanted his body donated to Science.
Science class, that is.

Final Destination

According to the King of Pop last will, they are not burying Michael Jackson, he is being frozen and chopped.
He will be selling his repackaged body under the brand "The King of Popsicles!" and will enjoy being licked by young boys!

Last dying wishes

The "King of Pop" Michael Jackson died suddenly at the age of 50 after reportedly going into cardiac arrest.
Paramedics performed CPR on the singer at his L.A. home and then rushed him to UCLA Medical Center where he was pronounced dead. Jackson representatives then honored MJ's last dying wishes by checking Macaulay Culkin's pulse.

Second Authopsy

It was reported today that the Jackson family would like a second autopsy done on superstar Michael Jackson after many questions have been raised concerning his death.

However, the coroner's office released a statement today saying they don't have a 50 year old Black man in their possession, only what looks to be a much older Chinese lady.

The Michael Jackson Skintone™ commemorative Pantone colour chart

The Michael Jackson Skintone™ commemorative Pantone colour chart

Thriller 2010

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Michael Jackson's Funeral Rehearsal

Authopsy

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Vandalized Wikipedia Entry (true story)

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Michael Jackson's Last Moonwalk

Box Set

I've just heard that Michael Jackson was to bring out an 'ultra-exclusive one of a kind limited edition box-set' next week.

Why they can't just call it a coffin I don't know.

MJ's Toe Tag

Some things never change

Latest Concert News

Michael Jackson’s UK tour will still go ahead as planned.

A spokesman said “So much of Michael was saved by the doctors after his surgical procedures that we are confident of being able to put something together.”

Backwards

There are unconfirmed reports of people hearing Thriller playing backwards from the morgue.Apparently he's de-composing.

Citizenship

MJ Newswire - California authorities are questioning the citizenship of pop icon Michael Jackson. In a statement released by the Los Angeles coroner's office, Dr. Icut Emup stated "During the autopsy of Mr Jackson we discovered several imprints on various body parts. Among these imprints were the words Made In China, Made in Taiwan, and Fabricado en Mexico."

State authorities are refusing to release the body until undisputable proof of Jackson's origin can be secured. One state official speculated that the court might order Jackson's remains to be divided and returned to the various countries of origin.

"We're just not sure at this point," Captain Ima Cop stated. "It's quite possible that these foreign manufactuers might refuse to accept his remains." An anonymous source in the coroners office hinted that Jackson's death was probably caused by stress fatigue of the foreign made plastic components.

True Stories: 10 Things you didn't know about Michael Jackson

Thanks Oddee for this!

1. Michael Jackson's Oxygen Bed

For beauty proposes and to live longer, Michael Jackson used to sleep in an oxygen tent. He later donated the bed to a Californian medical centre as a therapeutic aid for burns victims.

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2. Michael Jackson Egyptian Sculpture

Flickr user mandalariangirl took a photo of this ancient Egyptian female sculpture picture in the Field Museum in Chicago. She speculates if Michael Jackson got some ideas for his plastic surgeries. (Source)

3. Jackson's Patented Anti-Gravity Boot

Michael Jackson invented and patented special boots that allowed the wearer to lean so far forward that it seems to defy gravity. He used this for the famous "lean" in the "Smooth Criminal" music video.

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4. Bubble the Chimp, Michael's best friend

In 1985, a three-year-old chimpanzee named Bubbles was rescued from a Texas cancer research center by Michael Jackson. From that moment on, Bubbles went everywhere with Jackson, becoming his constant companion and purported best friend. He would even be dressed up in the same outfit as Jackson and toured with him on his Bad tour. Bubbles now resides in an animal sanctuary, he is no longer safe to be let out to play with the public. Jackson continued to visit his beloved pet with his children, and the chimp would resume a very childish and playful behavior when Jackson was around. (Source)

5. Michael suffered a rare genetic disease

Michael Jackson was suffering from a rare genetic disease called Alpha-1 antitrypsin deficiency. The condition is just one among the 8,000 or so known rare disease worldwide. (Source)

6. Billie Jean was the first MTV video by a black artist

"Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson was the first video to air on MTV by a black artist (1983).

7. Michael Jackson's Video Game

Back when Jackson was merely a semi-eccentric star, Sega created a video game property for him, named Michael Jackson's Moonwalker. Moonwalker was notable for being an early example of real-life celebrities appearing in video games, and for using digitized versions of some of Jacko's songs. The game is also unintentionally ironic because Jackson is tasked with rescuing helpless children from a crime boss named Mr. Big (although in hindsight, perhaps it was Mr. Big who was doing the rescuing).


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8. Michael Jackson Thriller Zombie Vinyl Figure

Imported from Japan! Think what you will of the eccentric 'King of Pop,' but there's no denying that his smash-hit album Thriller and the unforgettable title track and video have left and indelible mark on American pop culture. Fully assembled and painted, this 7" tall, fix posed, vinyl caricature figure presents Michael Jackson as he appeared in the video. (Source)

9. World's Largest Thriller Dance-Off

The “Thrill the World” event took place in 2008 and over 4,000 people around the world put on their best white gloves and zombie make-up to celebrate Michael Jackson's thriller.
When all was said and done, 4,177 people in 72 cities and 10 nations synced up by cell phone and clomped out the Thriller dance for charity.
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10. Michael Jackson's Punch-Out

Mike L. Mayfield of Citizens Against Safety Goggles created this awesome animation of Michael Jackson in Punch-Out, one of the best NES games ever!

In this game he fights Macaulay Culkin to survive. His monkey, shoes and signature moves are revisited in this funny Nintendo Parody including a Thriller face.


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Michael 2012 (Exclusive!)

New Michael Jackson greatest hits record announced!

MJ new record has the following tracks:

1.D.E.A.D. (Easy as 1-2-3)
2.One Day In Your Death
3.Beat It(Please)
4.Really Wanna Be Startin' Something(My Heart)
5.C.P.R. (Pretty Young Thing)
6.Black Or White Or purple
7.(Lower Him Into The) Earth Song
8.Man In The Coffin
9.Can You Feel It (My Heart Beat)
10.Killer
11.Sad
12.He's Outta My Life
13.Droppin' Robin

Bonus track by his children for charity: 14.The Money Is Mine