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Showing posts with label Surgery. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Surgery. Show all posts
Jul 7, 2009
Jul 6, 2009
Mortician
What did the mortician say when he looked at Jackson's corpse?
Looks like somebody beat me to it 10 years ago!
Looks like somebody beat me to it 10 years ago!
Jul 5, 2009
How will Michael Jackson look in Heaven?
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A Forensic investigator reconstructed the face Michael would have had if he aged as humans normally do.
Jul 2, 2009
Second Authopsy
It was reported today that the Jackson family would like a second autopsy done on superstar Michael Jackson after many questions have been raised concerning his death.
However, the coroner's office released a statement today saying they don't have a 50 year old Black man in their possession, only what looks to be a much older Chinese lady.
However, the coroner's office released a statement today saying they don't have a 50 year old Black man in their possession, only what looks to be a much older Chinese lady.
Goodbye Michael's Nose (a song)
Sing to the tune of "Goodbye English Rose" by Sir Elton John.
Touching!
(Thanks b3ta for the lulz)
Jul 1, 2009
Jun 30, 2009
Jun 29, 2009
Jun 28, 2009
Jun 27, 2009
Citizenship
MJ Newswire - California authorities are questioning the citizenship of pop icon Michael Jackson. In a statement released by the Los Angeles coroner's office, Dr. Icut Emup stated "During the autopsy of Mr Jackson we discovered several imprints on various body parts. Among these imprints were the words Made In China, Made in Taiwan, and Fabricado en Mexico."
State authorities are refusing to release the body until undisputable proof of Jackson's origin can be secured. One state official speculated that the court might order Jackson's remains to be divided and returned to the various countries of origin.
"We're just not sure at this point," Captain Ima Cop stated. "It's quite possible that these foreign manufactuers might refuse to accept his remains." An anonymous source in the coroners office hinted that Jackson's death was probably caused by stress fatigue of the foreign made plastic components.
State authorities are refusing to release the body until undisputable proof of Jackson's origin can be secured. One state official speculated that the court might order Jackson's remains to be divided and returned to the various countries of origin.
"We're just not sure at this point," Captain Ima Cop stated. "It's quite possible that these foreign manufactuers might refuse to accept his remains." An anonymous source in the coroners office hinted that Jackson's death was probably caused by stress fatigue of the foreign made plastic components.
Jun 26, 2009
Refused
It has been reported on the "Angels News" that Michael Jackson was refused entry to heaven due to the fact they don’t accept plastic.
An upside to it
Whats the bright side of Michael's death to him?
Well, it will be the first time in fifteen years he will been able to smell!
Well, it will be the first time in fifteen years he will been able to smell!
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