Billy Mays

Billy Mays, 50, was found unresponsive by his wife inside his Tampa, Fla., home at 7:45 a.m. on Sunday, according to the Tampa Police Department.
Because of this, the 24 hour news channels will run nothing but Bill Mays infomercials during Michael Jackson tributes.

Solution!

When Michael Jackson went to heaven, he was black as he was born.
Baffled, he asked God if there was a way to whiten him... Next thing he hears is: "HI I'M BILLY MAYS WITH OXYCLEAN!"

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Michael Jackson realized he was going to have to face Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.

So having little to no options, he decided to hit Billy Mays in the head and get the best salesman he could for the job.