Showing posts with label Children. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Children. Show all posts

Jul 15, 2009

On his own words

Open to public

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Legends

We lost two legends a few days ago. One was one every young man wanted to sleep with. The other wanted to sleep with every young boy!

Jul 7, 2009

Brighter note

After all the sad news about Michael Jackson's demise, one can see the positive side: Now he can legally donate his organs to Children!

Donation

Michael Jackson's will states that he wanted his body donated to Science.
Science class, that is.

Tribute Album

The new Michael Jackson Tribute Album will be out monday...
All proceeds will go to the "Keep the Kids Quiet Foundation”

Jul 6, 2009

Another cause

What did Michael Jackson die from?
Acute little boy.

Mozart & MJ

What do Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They’re both dead kiddie fiddlers!

That's why!

Q: Why did Michael Jackson have a heart attack?
A: He saw a video of some crazy white guy dangling his son off a balcony!

Jul 4, 2009

Last minute replacement

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Pwleaze Helpz

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Drugs

They found drugs at Jacko's house.
Class A's in the kitchen, Class B's in the living room and Class 3C in the bedroom.

This just in! Jacko attacks!

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Violin

6 year old violin star Maxwell Jarvis has been confirmed to play at Michael Jackson’s funeral.
It seems appropriate to have a kiddie fiddler to see him off…

Jul 3, 2009

Confirmation

Paramedics at the scene knew Jackson was gone, when they waved a six-year-old boy under his nose and got no response.

Jul 2, 2009

Ohio

Reports confirm that according to his last will, Michael Jackson will be buried in the "Buckeye State".
Apparently, he made the decision when he heard about the city of Youngstown, Ohio.

Dr. Spock

Q: What did Michael Jackson and Dr. Spock have in common?
A: They both knew how to rear a child!

Knock Knock 2

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson.

Jul 1, 2009

Pedobear 2

Yet another one

PedoBear

This one is for the 4Chan Posse