Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Jul 8, 2009
Papa Joe's help
Apparently when the news of Michael Jackson's heart attack broke papa Joe Jackson rushed straight to the hospital, just to check if the medics needed a hand with beating Michael's chest.
Jul 7, 2009
Metajoke
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jackson jokes?
Michael Jackson jokes can get old.
Michael Jackson jokes can get old.
Brighter note
After all the sad news about Michael Jackson's demise, one can see the positive side: Now he can legally donate his organs to Children!
Donation
Michael Jackson's will states that he wanted his body donated to Science.
Science class, that is.
Science class, that is.
Tribute Album
The new Michael Jackson Tribute Album will be out monday...
All proceeds will go to the "Keep the Kids Quiet Foundation”
All proceeds will go to the "Keep the Kids Quiet Foundation”
The day comedy died
Today we have witnessed the death of around 284,3438 Michael Jackson jokes.
As a fan of comedy, I have no choice but to mourn.
As a fan of comedy, I have no choice but to mourn.
Jul 6, 2009
Mortician
What did the mortician say when he looked at Jackson's corpse?
Looks like somebody beat me to it 10 years ago!
Looks like somebody beat me to it 10 years ago!
Jul 4, 2009
Michael Jackson authopsy results
The authopsy results confirmed that Michael Jackson died from plain heart failure...
apparently his Molesterol was too high!
apparently his Molesterol was too high!
Drugs
They found drugs at Jacko's house.
Class A's in the kitchen, Class B's in the living room and Class 3C in the bedroom.
Class A's in the kitchen, Class B's in the living room and Class 3C in the bedroom.
Violin
6 year old violin star Maxwell Jarvis has been confirmed to play at Michael Jackson’s funeral.
It seems appropriate to have a kiddie fiddler to see him off…
It seems appropriate to have a kiddie fiddler to see him off…
Dove
Upon hearing the news of Michael Jackson's death, mourning fans asked to release a white dove in his honour at the upcoming Tuesday funeral.
Well, it is actually a blackbird, but with a rare skin condition...
Well, it is actually a blackbird, but with a rare skin condition...
Final Destination
According to the King of Pop last will, they are not burying Michael Jackson, he is being frozen and chopped.
He will be selling his repackaged body under the brand "The King of Popsicles!" and will enjoy being licked by young boys!
He will be selling his repackaged body under the brand "The King of Popsicles!" and will enjoy being licked by young boys!
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