Showing posts with label Dead. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dead. Show all posts
Jul 15, 2009
Legends
We lost two legends a few days ago. One was one every young man wanted to sleep with. The other wanted to sleep with every young boy!
Rumble in the sky
Remember... when you hear that rumble in the sky today, its not thunder.
It's Elvis kicking the shit out of Michael for marrying his daughter!
It's Elvis kicking the shit out of Michael for marrying his daughter!
Jul 13, 2009
Jul 8, 2009
Papa Joe's help
Apparently when the news of Michael Jackson's heart attack broke papa Joe Jackson rushed straight to the hospital, just to check if the medics needed a hand with beating Michael's chest.
Jul 7, 2009
Metajoke
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jackson jokes?
Michael Jackson jokes can get old.
Michael Jackson jokes can get old.
Brighter note
After all the sad news about Michael Jackson's demise, one can see the positive side: Now he can legally donate his organs to Children!
Donation
Michael Jackson's will states that he wanted his body donated to Science.
Science class, that is.
Science class, that is.
The day comedy died
Today we have witnessed the death of around 284,3438 Michael Jackson jokes.
As a fan of comedy, I have no choice but to mourn.
As a fan of comedy, I have no choice but to mourn.
Jul 6, 2009
Mozart & MJ
What do Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They’re both dead kiddie fiddlers!
That's why!
Q: Why did Michael Jackson have a heart attack?
A: He saw a video of some crazy white guy dangling his son off a balcony!
A: He saw a video of some crazy white guy dangling his son off a balcony!
Mortician
What did the mortician say when he looked at Jackson's corpse?
Looks like somebody beat me to it 10 years ago!
Looks like somebody beat me to it 10 years ago!
Jul 5, 2009
How will Michael Jackson look in Heaven?
Click for larger versionTrue Story.
A Forensic investigator reconstructed the face Michael would have had if he aged as humans normally do.
Jul 4, 2009
Paramedics
The first two paramedics arrive at Neverland and find Jackson's body.
Then the first paramedic looks at the second paramedic and says "OK what're we going to do first?" the Second paramedic replies "I don't know about you, but I'm having a go on the roller-coaster!"
Then the first paramedic looks at the second paramedic and says "OK what're we going to do first?" the Second paramedic replies "I don't know about you, but I'm having a go on the roller-coaster!"
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