Radio

I got a new radio in my car. It accepts voice commands for what to play. I was testing it a few days ago, and said "Jazz" - and my radio switched to a jazz station. Then I said "rock" and it put on rock music.

I was driving through a schoolzone and some kids ran out across the street, right in front of my car. As I screeched to a halt, thankfully not hurting any, I screamed "Die, you f*cking children!"

And the radio turned to Michael Jackson music!